BALI TRIP AGAIN

[beachbum]

some Pics of my bali trip more to come
Click on the pics to enlarge them!

[what_a_bogan]

Fuck yer thats offtap hows that last pic of ya offtap so f.ucking jelous carnt wait till i go next year f.ucking lucky prick.

[Bodyboarda]

Hell yer looks like sick fun. Last pic is awesome, need zoom though. that pic of scar reef is my fave, is there any pics of u there or r those 1st 3 ones of u?

[Joshstar]

1st and 3rd are mazey

[yewwww!]

looks alright aye. how much did u pay for the boat trip? i heard they are fair cheap aye.

[beachbum]

oi all the pics r me beside bali137
yewww it was only aud$700

[Ron Jeremy]

shit u scored it ya cuunt. is the last bazza at lasso's or somewhere else?

[beachbum]

lassos man sikest barrel omg i still dream about it

[Jb]

yea that last pic is pretty sick

[Joshstar]

Mazey were you wearing booties?

[what_a_bogan]

dont look like he was his mate is thou

[exbunobooga]

How harsh is it coming off? Can you hit the reef and be okay or soon as you touch it your ozzing puss and infected to fvck?

[Booger]

It depends how hard you hit. Its like anywhere else sometimes you take the big ones and you pop up fine other times you'll take a bitch wave and get creamed for it but more often than not you'll come out with scrathes.

[sunnycoastbooger]

beachbum Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:13 pm Post subject:

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oi all the pics r me beside bali137
yewww it was only aud$700




u coulda hooked up the same trip over there for like $300-$400




exbunobooga Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:07 am Post subject:

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How harsh is it coming off? Can you hit the reef and be okay or soon as you touch it your ozzing puss and infected to fvck?


i dont think i seen one standup when i was over that wasnt wearing booties, and if u hit, u will get cut, the shit is pretty sharp, so it dosnt take much force to cut ya

[Joshstar]

Nah I think his mum paid for it though.

[sunnycoastbooger]

yeh biggest advice for indo is to sort out most of your shit like boat trips over there, way way cheaper

[Joshstar]

Are all air fares pretty similar depeding on who you fly with

[what_a_bogan]

but what if there arn't any boats left sunny?

[buddha]

whahahahahaha.....although a deity....Buddha likes a good laugh too....

I didn't know you were such a comedian arsehopper.....your interpretation of the moves on those waves are giving this prophet stitches in his somewhat sizeable stomach....

let me ruminate for one moment and consult the other participants on the GDT.....ahhh yes:
2nd pic "me roundhouse cutty".....whahahaha....Buddha and other deities agree it should be "lame turn on shoulder by arsehopper"
3rd pic "me B/S snap"....bwahahahaha...too funny...should be "poor attempt at top turn".....I get more spray when I sneeze.....hahahaha
4th pic "me B/S cuttie".....mwahahahaha....how about "me shoulder hopping again"
8th pic "me lacerations".....hahahahaha.....should be "me dropping in on shoulder"
9th pic "me fuken slotted...best barrel ever"....mwhahahahahaha....funniest yet...."slotted".....ya not even close arsehopper....mwahahahahaa......"best barrel".....bwahahahaha......maybe if you were a few metres back.....hahahahaha

oh farrk....I is in stiches....and ya put ya name to em.....whahahahaha.....how farken lame......and you have the hide to call other people kooks :roll: .....mwahahahahaha.....get a job in standup comedy arsewipe....too, too funny....no wonder ya came home as soon as mummy called....cockhead...




oh...and sunnyscatboogerbum.....your opinion re boats is like an arsehole....full of shit....$300 or $400 is gunna get you a really sketchy boat (if they'll even do it for that kinda money)....such as the ones doggy operates....and in all likelihood the chances are that they won't fill and you'll be left waitin' at your hotel.....or the boat'll be overcrowded with no beer and full of zillas...a decent charter can be had for $500-$600 where you know it'll sail.....you'll be aboard when it does....and it'll stay afloat for the full journey....dickwad...

you blokes are just so farken funny it's almost tragic.....

[exbunobooga]

welcome to the forums buddah, I can see we will be getting sic of your writing style quickly (its already giving me the shits) if your going to act like grasshopper at least keep it somwhat in character. I dont beleive a buddah would refer to themselves in 3rd person either.

As for your comments on beachbum, he is a 16 yr old grom on his first surf mission. Understandable that his moves arnt as good as yours obviously are.

Regarding sunnycoast, given that he has just returned from indo, he may know a bit more than you give him credit for.

also what the fvck is a zilla?

[Chino]

coach buddah - I assume you have a website we can all check out with the details of your surf school, showing text book moves incl testimonials from guys like parko, fanning, occy speaknig of how you got them to where they are now?? ........fukwit!!

[camlarn]

The return of studog perhaps?

Thank fark I am not the only one who doesn't know exactly what a zilla is either although I am guessing local indo's perhaps?

[sunnycoastbooger]

ok first up, a zilla is a brazilian, thats waht everyone over indo calls the cockheads.

second to mazey, yes he speaks a bit of shit, but is a good surfer and will probabaly be making u eat his shit by the time he gets ur age.

third, about the boat trip, if u know the right people to go and see u can get on a good one for $400. about the only point u made which was right is about doggy being a doggy kunt, which is true. pugsly is much better to get a boat hooked up

why do u call urself budha? i recon the only thing u's would have in common is the age and big fat gut.

yeh he sounds a bit like studog

[muggo]

they might as well be but i think he means brailians...

[camlarn]

Nice shutdown SCB.

[exbunobooga]

why does everyone hate brazilians? I suppose the ones I meet here think they are the shit.

[Booger]

Yeah they love to trash talk and they think they own. cocky cvnts however i hat euros even more. They are basically pasty brazas

[sunnycoastbooger]

they r real loud fuks, never shut up, and think they own the breaks over there. yanks r worse but

[Booger]

I find most american's are cool except the ones from cali the eqiv of the gold coast. Shitty hardcore stand ups. apart from that they are preety cool.

[sunnycoastbooger]

yeh imn sure there is cool ones, just most of the ones i seemed to meet over there, especially in g-land, just fully talked themselves up constantly. god help u when u got 2 together who had just met, they would just sit there tryin to beat each other with thier local breaks stories. " im surfed this joint solid 12-14ft man" well i surfed mine "16-18"

[what_a_bogan]

fuck off budda your a f.uck head at least beachbum has the guts to put pictures up on this fourm. Shut up your an idoit and go back to riding kirra on ya mal every weekend.

[Joshstar]

Sorry bogan that call was lame and its been overdone, good effort but

[what_a_bogan]

Sorry bogan that call was lame and its been overdone, good effort but


na man thats lamer, hey do you have a mirror next to the comp or??

[Joshstar]

Hahaha so bad man oh so bad.

[masta]

buhda,,,, welcome to the internet!!!!!!! enjoy your stay!


hey mate, how long did that boat trip go for ? id pay $700 for 2 weeks in indo!

[Bodyboarda]

Yes bogan it takes guts to post pics up of youself, in your case with the pics u posted im sure it took alot more.... And Buddha unless u can post pics of yourself and prove to us that u r as good as u say u r shutup cuz none of us wanna hear your dribble. I recon ur pics r heaps good mazey, keep it up champ.

I also recon buddha is schnell with that sunnycoastboogerbum watever call, cuz didnt schnell used to say that heaps?

[buddha]

hahahahaha.....beachbum being defended by gutsliderz.....what a cack....why don't you all get a room together and ream each other dry....absolutely DIRE...

so where's the little arsewipe's own predictable "I surf..you're a kook" reply...or has his fragile little ego been bruised to the extent that he's had to run to mummy and get reassurance that his opinion of his own greatness is still so....whether he's 16 or 36...if he wants to pay out on people for no discernable reason, while talking himself up to delusional levels....then he deserves everything he gets.....I hope he plans to finish school.....because he'll need that schooling in 10 years time when his dream of earning a living from being a pro-surfer falls flat and mummy stops supporting him....and his standard greeting to everyone has changed from "I surf...you're a kook" to "any fries with that"......

and as for taking guts to post pics of yourself on a forum....well once you've bored friends, family, aquaintances and strangers you stop on the street shitless with them....where else are you going to post them....especially when you put such faarken hillarious descriptions on each....

they say that a picture is worth a thousand words....each of beachbum's pics are the same thousand words:
delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional kook, delusional 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one thing that I honestly do hope beachbum got from his first overseas trip to an Asian country is some racial tolerance....would be ironic/hypocritical if the little cockhead still held his racist views after this trip and then intended to return there in the future....

[what_a_bogan]

beachbum being defended by gutsliderz.....what a cack....why don't you all get a room together and ream each other dry....absolutely DIRE...


You would like that wouldn't ya you poo pushing fag.

[Joshstar]

Nup no change, he saw a 'towel head' as he calls it yesterday and wanted to stab it.

[Schnell]

I also recon buddha is schnell with that sunnycoastboogerbum watever call, cuz didnt schnell used to say that heaps?

It aint me chaps, although he does have a vocabulary of words which aren't restricted to 1 syllable. The discerning eye will see the major difference between me and Buddha (Buddha, god of patience and acceptance - how ironic!!) is that I try to shoot people down with a modicum of humour and irony while Buddha seems to delight in posts, however well worded, that are as subtle as a sledgehammer and as funny as the holocaust.

Buddha you old deity you, until you've posted some pics of yourself riding some shallow indo reef, we're all assuming you're a fat office working armchair surfer. Rub that gut mate, its supposed to be good luck!!

[Gary B]

Beachbum, I think buddha has a few words of wisdom there for you;
1. Racial tollerance!! Big fuckin thing to learn my litle friend. This will see you able to actually enjoy your future OS trips more and may enven allow you to meet some interesting people and learn some things that will enlighten you.
2. The I surf yr a KOOK!!. Mate that is getting way to old. Get a new tag line please...
3. Schooling. Do it!! Try hard so that you don't end up doing dead end jobs for the rest of ya life. Getting to the mentals costs a shite load these days and unless ya going feral, then ya won't ever get a chance to go!!

Sound words of wisdom no matter who says them.



BTW. Buddha is someone I know and yes he can surf, he surfs very well infact. Has been to Indo more times than all you guys combined and surfed most of the world too. Have a re read of his posts and see the humour, its worth it!!

[exbunobooga]

another one of your mates gaz? he sounds like a good bloke just like your other make goatboat that whored around here for a while

[Schnell]

So Gaz is he really fat, bald and gets around in long flowing robes? Do you reckon that cos he rips as you claim it gives him the right to yell 'kook' at others with lesser ability. Does he go up to disabled people in public and abuse them for not being able to walk as well as him? Mate he sounds like your stereotypical elitist surfing knob if you ask me. Hey you can stand on a piece of fibreglass with more grace and poise than someone else, well good for you mate! Sorry to get all serious and stuff but its guys like him that really detract from the enjoyment of surfing. We're not saving lives fukwit, its an enjoyable recreational pursuit, nothing more, nothing less. Get over yourself idiot.

[Booger]

So Gaz is he really fat, bald and gets around in long flowing robes? Do you reckon that cos he rips as you claim it gives him the right to yell 'kook' at others with lesser ability. Does he go up to disabled people in public and abuse them for not being able to walk as well as him? Mate he sounds like your stereotypical elitist surfing knob if you ask me. Hey you can stand on a piece of fibreglass with more grace and poise than someone else, well good for you mate! Sorry to get all serious and stuff but its guys like him that really detract from the enjoyment of surfing. We're not saving lives fukwit, its an enjoyable recreational pursuit, nothing more, nothing less. Get over yourself idiot.


If that isnt the most contradictory statement ever made, I'll be damned.

[Ron Jeremy]

id be stoked with those shots mazey. specially the bazza. nice work.

buddha get farked ay, youve got nothing. i dont give a shit if u rip, trying to knock this cnut who is stoked about his first trip overseas, just for cheap laughs is pathetic.

[Ezza]

Yea i thought the photos were tops aswell.

[sunnycoastbooger]

Gary B Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:00 am Post subject:

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BTW. Buddha is someone I know and yes he can surf, he surfs very well infact. Has been to Indo more times than all you guys combined and surfed most of the world too. Have a re read of his posts and see the humour, its worth it!!



yehu knew studog too, and he was a fuken cock muncher


for once im gonna agree with schnell, he sounds like a fat delusional business fuk, sittin on his fat ass remenissing about the good old days when he was only slightly overweight and he paddled that mal out to 6ft main beach, i reckon the fat fuk needs to pull his fat head out of his ass

[Schnell]

So Gaz is he really fat, bald and gets around in long flowing robes? Do you reckon that cos he rips as you claim it gives him the right to yell 'kook' at others with lesser ability. Does he go up to disabled people in public and abuse them for not being able to walk as well as him? Mate he sounds like your stereotypical elitist surfing knob if you ask me. Hey you can stand on a piece of fibreglass with more grace and poise than someone else, well good for you mate! Sorry to get all serious and stuff but its guys like him that really detract from the enjoyment of surfing. We're not saving lives fukwit, its an enjoyable recreational pursuit, nothing more, nothing less. Get over yourself idiot.


If that isnt the most contradictory statement ever made, I'll be damned.

Yeah but your a Booger, Booger. Insulting stand up to stand up is just not on. Its like the reason euthenasia is acceptable for dogs and not for humans. You can't kill other humans cos we're the same species.

[Booger]

There you go once again referring to how great you are on a stand up yet your having a go at buddha because hes having a dig at an "enjoyable recreational pursuit". Your doing the exact same. Your just an old hyprocritical fart who needs to step down and take your head of the clouds.

[monger]

hey buddha, i have seen ya n u r a fat cvnt

fat cvnts may rip, but at the end of the day they r still fat cvnts

[Schnell]

There you go once again referring to how great you are on a stand up yet your having a go at buddha because hes having a dig at an "enjoyable recreational pursuit". Your doing the exact same. Your just an old hyprocritical fart who needs to step down and take your head of the clouds.

No

[Gary B]

Fuck you guys are too emotional and uptight.

Schnell, ya a strange fukker, I didn't say that he has a right to call others Kook, even if he can surf and surf well that doens't meen that i think he has the right to be a bigot or a racist, which in the case of his rants, he hasn't said anything to suggest this, (maybe I missed something :? ).

As for you guys thinking my mates are fukwits, thats cool, you can think what ya want, its only a forum and they are only takin the piss.

[Joshstar]

He's from tibet.

[yewwww!]

garry mate just jump off a bridge and take ya mates with u. all of em.

[Gary B]

garry mate just jump off a bridge and take ya mates with u. all of em.

Will do Yeewwweewwww. How about you jump off ya mum while ya at it, ya dad wants a turn.

[yewwww!]

oh a mum joke. that is so hurtfull.

[Gary B]

So is go jump off abridge and take ya mates with you...

I cried a river over that one yewwww, actually the river was below the bridge, so thanks cause without crying, we all would of hurt our selves. And then we wouldn't be able to surf this swell early next week, which would be a right bummer, eh yewww....Hows the back by the way, still fuct? Shame if it is, what with the first decent swell an all.....

[sunnycoastbooger]

haha that was fuked gaz. and i swear the buddha kunt is studog!!! come on confirm it gaz??????

[yewwww!]

nar the back is sweet mate. unlike old mate sunnycoast here. he is still out for a few weeks yet..... as for me, ill be straight in there.

[Gary B]

Well thats good to hear!!

Nah it isn't Stuart. He doesn't even know who it is..A clue. He is from NSW and was one of the guys who did the South Coast with me....

Anyway, don't let him bother ya, if ya don't like what he says then don't read his posts, tho I do think they are funny as hell, you've just got to take with a bit of tounge in cheek style humour. And notice that he only writes off those that have been slagging on others....

Anyway back to topic what ever that was, I can't wait till next week to get some decent waves, FINALLY!!!!
Fukk I hope this comes to fruition..

[sunnycoastbooger]

yewwww! Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 7:13 am Post subject:

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nar the back is sweet mate. unlike old mate sunnycoast here. he is still out for a few weeks yet..... as for me, ill be straight in there.




thats half true mate, im not meant to get into for another couple of weeks, key word being meant. ill either get in tommorow or monday arvo, i cant be fuked stayin out for another 2 weeks. ill even be down your way, ill teach u how to duckdive if u want?

[Booger]

Is this the tuffest cvnt alive or what?

[sunnycoastbooger]

3rd mate im no competiton for a straddie yo-cal, or a scene emo kunt

[beachbum]

haha funny posts cheers guys. buddha one question how old r ya?

[yewwww!]

Is this the tuffest cvnt alive or what?
fark oath i reakon. how do i get to be more like u sunny???

haha but seriously, next time ya down call booger and we'll hit the reef. none of this sandals crap.

[Booger]

dont call me ya qqueer cunt

[Joshstar]

Bunch of kooks that love men with loose bum bums

[buddha]

hahahaha....what a fvcken wankfest....you blokes crack me up.....

I wondered why it took beachcumbum a few days to post a reply but then realised it must've taken that long for him to have all you cocksmoker's tongues surgically removed from his arsehole.....

take your hands off it for long enough to take a good look at yourselves ya fvckwits.....

the kid may have some talent....I'll take those who know him's word for it....but it doesn't change the fact that he's a racist little cockhead who's awfully quick to write people off as "kooks" because he has some inflated opinion of his own abilities....so if he's so willing and eager to write someone off without provocation (in this case me after my first or second post on another thread)....then as far as I'm concerned he can get fvcked and cop as much or more back....

though it must be touching for the little scumsucker's ego that so many of his forum buddies leapt to his defence....that should keep him closeted away from the dose of reality he so obviously needs...

I also find it very amusing that the majority of dickheads that jumped in so quick assumed that I could surf extremely well.....go back and read my posts retards.....not once did I talk myself up and hope that I never do (unless you took that GDT shit as reality....which just confirms your tardness if you did).....

and a couple of special mentions to firstly Schnell.....humour and irony eh? Do you know what they mean dickwad? Not if the posts I read of yours are anything to go by (like this example...."Yeah but your a Booger, Booger. Insulting stand up to stand up is just not on. Its like the reason euthenasia is acceptable for dogs and not for humans. You can't kill other humans cos we're the same species.").
hmmm....."Schnell"....that was one of two catchcries of that guard on Hogan's Heroes....obviously you used the wrong catchcry...."I know nothing" is a much more accurate description for you fvckhead....

and Mongers "fat cvnts may rip, but at the end of the day they r still fat cvnts".....
yeah fvckbrain.....but you're the ugliest, braindead, oxygen thief on the planet.....
and the lesson in that is....that if I was fat then at least I could lose the weight....

and then there's sunnyscatboogerbum.....look up the word "cocksmoker" in the dictionary and your picture is gunna be staring right back at you....and what a fvcken hero eh...."I've been told not to surf for two weeks but I'm not listening".....how fvcken pathetic you gutsliding retard...."oh gee....I shouldn't go out because it's dangerous to lie on my gut".....your doctor should have told you to stop sucking cock so much instead....as it's obviously fvcking what little of your brain there was to begin with.....

so gentlemen......in summary....take your collective heads out of your arseholes....insert your genitals in their place.....and go fvck yourselves....





fvcken inbred, redneck, cocksmokers one and all.....

[northathegoldy]

Buddah mate, well farken said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dunno about the Schnell part, but as for the rest of 'em quite a laugh, keep up the good work

[Gary B]

I am truelly rolling around the office laughing my lungs out

Fvcken GOLD!!! Buddha Fucken GOLD!!!

[what_a_bogan]

yer funny buddah but next time add me in it ya soft cock. WHY YOU SCARED I CAN BURN YOU AIIIIIGHT TAKE A REALITY CHECK FOOL.

[exbunobooga]

I also find it very amusing that the majority of dickheads that jumped in so quick assumed that I could surf extremely well.....go back and read my posts retards.....not once did I talk myself up and hope that I never do (unless you took that GDT shit as reality....which just confirms your tardness if you did)

As a general rule of thumb when someone gives another shit about their surfing ability (or lack there of) people assume you must be better then they. Hense the majority of replys regarding your surfing experience.

Good argument by the way, I am looking forward to the replys.

[studog]

And nah Buddha aint me, ya monkey rapin pack o lilo grippin shit munchin scumbagz!!!
FArg a duck, Buddha is right tho, those comments on those pitiful excuses for turns, etc in dem photies would have the rest o the monks at the monastery breakin their vows of silence in howls of laughter.
Ya live on the goldy, but that almost fargin shower is BARREL OF YAR LIFE???
GET A FARGIN LIFE YA POOF! How fargin pathetic are ya?
Be sure o only one thing, yar at least better than the arsegrippin fargknuckles in here that yelp away like the dogz they are on their lilos.
I can only imagne how appallingly bad they must be if they think your pics are sumthin.
Any pic of a booger is truly a Sick Pic.

[Bodyboarda]

hahahahaha thats the funniest thing ive read on here since the scooter thread.

I must say its kind of ironic when u say beachy wrote ppl off as kooks to feel good, when in fact u calling us inbred, rednecks and cocksmokers and not knowing for a fact that we all r, is doing just the same thing.

There is really no need to take such offence to what someone says over the internet either, i suggest if u r just gonna complain about people hurting ur feelings u dont visit this site as often because all this site consists of is 98% hatred towards eachother for fun and 2% surfing or "gutsliding" topics.

Also calling people "gutsliders" is just a term used by arrogant surfers who need to be better then other people in the surf. How ironic once again....

On a diff topic, Studog i dont think what you just wrote is english or japanese..... i didnt understand 1 word of it.

[beachbum]

buddha if you have been on these forums logn enough no one takes notice when i say the word kook ne more man

[Joshstar]

Hes right buddha dude, its overused and overrated.