Ok so, we know 90% o yaz are kids

[studog]

But are there any freakin adults on this site that can put more than three words together without goin 'ayyyy'?

[d]

yeah man there are a few oldies around here... ayyyy

[beachbum]

yer like me!

[what_a_bogan]

Im from Canada they think im slow ayyyy

[camlarn]

spudog - haven't you heard how close I am from kicking the bucket??? ;)Just ask any of the kids here - I'm 28 (29 in a mth) and sometimes ride a mal so I instantly have moobs, am mega old, only like 2 foot surf blah blah blah.

Oh shit nearly forgot.........aayyyyyyyyyyy. (I was past 3 words anyway!) :p

[Jb]

i'm 13 ayy, i have red hair own a wave blaster and a pair of redbacks. I sorta rip you know. Couple of years i'll nail a full rotation forward spin, oh and cross legged. I also enjoy emo music such as simple plan, good charlote and the used. why need friends? also one day a girl will probly like me which would be awesome cool. one day i am going to go to indonesia and surf its beachies like jaws, maybe even teahoopu.

oh yeh and kirra shorey was mad this morning. I doned a full invert. My dad reckons i got 4ft of air. i told people on the bus to school and they think i am cool too.

[beachbum]

ayyyyy buddddddddyyyyy

[Gary B]

Well yes stuart my old man i happen to be in the 10% of over the age of "just post pubescence", and frankly I'm appaled at the state of education these young wippersnappers seem to be receiving.
Its a dire situation and I believe can only be rectified through the use of massive intensive therapy, whereby said young individuals be locked in a school room overlooking perfect spitting A-Frame peaks, only to be let out once they can write a 3000 word essay on the use of correct pronunciation. Oh and renounce there love of foamy boogie board thingy's

[d]

found studogs weakness ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

ayyyyyyyyyyy studog whyyyyyyyyyy do yyyyyyyyyyyyyyou hate people sayyyyyyyyyyyyyying ayyyyyyyyyyyyy???

[camlarn]

d = dickeater?

[straddiecam]

oi im 73 and charging way bigger waves then all u guys togther man peace out brother AYYE

[benny d]

i think most of those responses sum up what ur saying stuey... it just proves ur point that most people on this forum are younguns that can't put together a sentence without either ruining a topic or bagging everyone else. hey im 19 but i actually act my age instead of a bunch of dickheads acting like 10 year olds

[beachbum]

benny d lick my gooch

[studog]

har har har. Beachy that was quite funny. Sad ta say ya set yaself up for that benny.
Farg you kids must be fargin morons in real life. No wonder none of yaz has a chick.

[beachbum]

i got beck stuuy

[studog]

I didnt know rubber dolls had names. Knock yaself out chump.

[beachbum]

haha i will champ

[yewwww!]

i got beck stuuy
ohhhhhhhhh u da man beachy. what can i do to be more like you?

[sunnycoastbooger]

fair enough, but i got her first, and i fuken smashed it beachbum. still trying to find the hole? just look for the newly renovated drainage pipe

[beachbum]

ok sunnyocast

[benny d]

beachbum, if ur cock was actually bigger than 1 inch i would give a shit...

f.uck this im just gonna join in on the abusing game that every1 plays on this site

[beachbum]

ur tough benny d

[Ron Jeremy]

fair enough, but i got her first, and i fuken smashed it beachbum. still trying to find the hole? just look for the newly renovated drainage pipe
haha. split her a new one did ya sunnycoast?

beachbum r u tappin that yet?

[Gary B]

She's a christian isn't she?? No sex before marriage is the mantra she be spewing

Actually there was a recent survey done on christians in the US between the ages of 15-24 and the results of some of the sexual topics were quite amusing, if not scary.
1. Anal sex is not considered sex before marriage.
2. Oral sex is not a sin either.
So there ya go Beck. Up the Shitter's not a sin and face shots are ok as well.

[yewwww!]

hahahaha my god they are copping it.

[beachbum]

haha funny as

[d]

hahahahaha

[Ron Jeremy]

heh a mate of mine had a christian gf. she only let him munch her box, but he copped gobbies all the time.

[studog]

I usually blow me gorbies inta me hanky or flick em with me finger, but you seem ta like em, so I'II save ya a few in a jar.

[what_a_bogan]

thanks stu.

[Booger69]

I usually blow me gorbies inta me hanky or flick em with me finger, but you seem ta like em, so I'II save ya a few in a jar.

lol fuk ur a dickhead.

[Ron Jeremy]

come on. hes just trying to be nice.

[camlarn]

Speking of beck I wonder why she doesn't post on here anymore? :roll:

[beachbum]

shes pre ocupyed boys sorry.

[Gary B]

She doesn't speak with her mouth full

[Ron Jeremy]

polite catholic schoolgirls.

[studog]

she got the mouth of a goldfish eh?

[d]

stuey getting a bit boring with your calls... need some new material?? plus who uses a hanky these days? hahahahahaha

[yewwww!]

She doesn't speak with her mouth full
she can eith beachies shit in there. doesnt take up much room does it beck. cleaning last nights steak out with a tooth pick. any similarities to that beck?

[Anonymous]

I can attest to the fact that I am an adult and have been for several years.

I have read many of the threads and posts on these forums and despaired at the lack of grammar and spelling, not to mention the total disregard for syntax.

Many threads read as if they were posted by stereotypical western suburbs ethnic "wannabe gangstas".

It is truly a shame!