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Gary B
10/08/2005, 06:09 PM
Thankyou thankyou thankyou....
Well I'd like to thank my boss for making me sit in front of a computer all day long.....Cheers Boss
My wife for not putting out and making me sit in front of my computer all night.... Cheers darl..oh still not talking to me eh...
Here's to the next 500.
Booger
10/08/2005, 06:16 PM
Well done Gaz at least you outlasted your friend.
sunnycoastbooger
10/08/2005, 08:08 PM
RESPECT brother
Booger69
10/08/2005, 08:25 PM
haha legend..well done :wink:
beachbum
11/08/2005, 09:12 AM
im nearing 2000 yewww!
what_a_bogan
11/08/2005, 09:12 AM
Good work man the only reason i have so many posts is because i have no friends and i dont even surf i just betend to surf to look cool 8)
Joshstar
11/08/2005, 11:26 AM
haha
masta
11/08/2005, 02:09 PM
haha nice, what do you do ron ?
i sit infront of a puta all day too, ,, ha always bludgin lookin at cams on coastalwatch
Yea me too! Anyone know any good games to play?
Burgundy
11/08/2005, 02:57 PM
i sit in front of a comp all day to guys....give us ya emails if you want some games..i got one where you have to shoot turkeys and this helicopter one...they are pretty good..good like food
exbunobooga
11/08/2005, 03:15 PM
I only use the net at work. Only prob now is im too busy to ferk about.
betelnut
11/08/2005, 07:24 PM
we are not worthy
Ron Jeremy
11/08/2005, 08:21 PM
good on ya gaz. i never want to get married.
Gary B
11/08/2005, 09:56 PM
good on ya gaz. i never want to get married.
Its not that bad Ron, Cocked meal waiting for ya when you get home, clothes washed, breaky in bed sometimes too...The odd fvck and suck start in the morning is always a welcome bonus too every now an again
Cheers guys...your words of encouragement all meen so much to me!!
Joshstar
11/08/2005, 10:00 PM
i still dread the day
Gary B
11/08/2005, 10:37 PM
i still dread the day
what marriage??
You learn to live with it...much like any other form of traumatic dissablement
Joshstar
11/08/2005, 11:08 PM
ohh ouch :?
exbunobooga
12/08/2005, 07:23 AM
The only good thing I can see out of being married would be having a friend when your old and all your mates are doin their own thing/ moved away/ dead etc. As for getting action off wifey, once a week or month of the same ol' fur burger would get old. If your single and rich you could get high class hookers or something to keep you sane.
Gary B
12/08/2005, 08:24 AM
Or you can live in thailand or the philipines and be poor and fvck low class hookers
Ron Jeremy
12/08/2005, 09:51 AM
haha i know a fella's dad that lives in the phillipines and does that. he gets a couple of them for a night and they make his bed and cook him breakfast the next morning.
Joshstar
12/08/2005, 10:30 AM
Is there a 700 club to? 8)
exbunobooga
12/08/2005, 11:03 AM
haha i know a fella's dad that lives in the phillipines and does that. he gets a couple of them for a night and they make his bed and cook him breakfast the next morning.
That would be fvcking insane! Im not into having kids or getting married so that would be a good option for me when im an old fart
Ron Jeremy
12/08/2005, 01:28 PM
thats it. if all else fails at least there is the phillipines.
Gary B
12/08/2005, 01:47 PM
Yeah set up camp at majestics or cloud nine. 50 peso's a night for two hookers and surf all day in perfect barrelling rights
Ahhhh if only...
exbunobooga
12/08/2005, 02:07 PM
Id like to thank you for steering my life in the right direction. Last night me and the boys were talking about wether or not we'd ever settle down and the only reason I could see being with a chick would be for the companionship thing when your a geezer. Now im thinking asia, surf, prossys, a nice crib and im set 8)
Gary B
12/08/2005, 04:01 PM
Mate, I'm glad to help steer you guys into the right direction. Just don't blame me if its into a culdersac...
exbunobooga
12/08/2005, 04:47 PM
hahaha nah I got my shit locked down. Getting out of debt and saving for missions to snow and overseas. Im just thinking further ahead and I really dont see why I have to do the wife and kids thing. A couple of close mates are thinking the same but down the track it will probly change im guessing.
Gary B
12/08/2005, 05:01 PM
Ah ya never know when the girl will come along. Life life to the fullest and you will end up with a girl who has the same spirit and personallity as you.
Thought for today- Doors are made for opening, not closing.
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